Enter the Dragon

Who am I? I'm your run of the mill fraternity guy with a dark sense of rude humor and an obscure fetish for proper grammar use. I'm the guy who hangs around parties and makes fun of ignorant belligerance while slowly sipping a cocktail. Most people would consider me to be a "shy" person, but I'm not, I'm just silently judging you for all your flaws and imperfections; and now that I set up this blog, this is probably where I'm going to express all those thoughts in a way I know all to well, abruptly. For example, on one of my breaks at school today, I sit on the window-like structure on the side of the building, when all of a sudden, a psychotic, cracked out, elderly black woman starts telling all the students outside the school saying they will amount to nothing. What the fuck lady?!?! I'm just sitting outside, trying to enjoy my smoke and my tea and this bitch says "you have failure and evil written all in your eyes". . .really lady? I'm not standing here yelling insults to students at a school where the student body is made up of ex-cons and failed mixtape rappers. It's quite ironic how blissful I find ignorance and insolance. My response to her, a chuckle, a threatening stare and blowing smoke in her face, followed up with a dramatic act of me getting up and giving her a pre-prison derek from American History X stare, then walk away.

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